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A (usually prematurely) balding male who is never seen without a hat, even when temperature, etc., render it absurd, and clings to it for dear life if wind or other circumstances threaten to remove it.

Derived from "nevernude," a reference to the TV show "Arrested Development."
"Dude, shave it, get some plugs, or just own it, don't be a cranial nevernude."
by turnedintoamartian May 17, 2010
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