cpv

Cvp or better known as crazy porn virus. Most commonly collected late at night, on sunday when the family's at church or on a "sick day".

I cant believe my computer has another cpv now the hot lady at the computer store will think im a perv.

by thecakeofwisdom May 22, 2014

CPV

Certified paid verified: something all M4s do in March before they get ranked

I brought my laptop to a bar this one time to make sure I cpv’d
Dude I just popped an aneurism right before I Cpv’d
Bro we have two weeks after we cpv until we find out if we soap

by Rob Bundy March 2, 2022