Cow Raptor

White raptors (with cow spots) that attack you while you're trippin' on shrooms in a cow pasture. If you've ever seen a cow raptor, you are probably dead right now.

"Dude, I think I just heard a cow raptor...let's get the FUCK outta here!"

Cow Raptor by PCBPCBPCB May 6, 2009

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coraptorize

(verb) the action of ravens (corvids) and bald eagles (raptors) attacking your garbage should the bag be left outside while the car is warming up, or is exposed due to an improperly closed garbage can lid.

Aw, man! Look at this mess all over the street and yard! I've been coraptorized!

coraptorize by JanieJane4 February 28, 2013

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