CoviDrive

A lovely drive on empty roads. Covidrives were readily available in early 2020 at the start of the corona virus outbreak.

A covidrive is very similar to a country drive along empty country lanes.

Dude1: hey man, i just had the best coviDrive right through town in 10 minutes. there was no cars on the road.
Dude 2: i think i'm gonna take my car for a spin. Social distancing is awesome.

by a_fool April 2, 2020

COVIDgilent

Keeping careful watch for possible danger driven by the COVID-19 Virus

Ken: Mom is freaked out about the COVID-19. She is scaring me because every time I cough, she is telling me we need to go to the drive-thru testing.

Barney: Ya, Mom is just being COVIDgilent about da rona to be protective of our family.

by the comand'r March 18, 2020

Covidience

(Noun) The act in which an entity, particularly a place of business, uses Covid-19 to get out of something that they didn’t particularly want to do in the first place.

Although the Michigan governor declared that public swimming pools could re-open on June 9th, our apartment complex pool is closed, citing Covid-19 as the reason. There is no profit for them; the covidience is evident here.

by MrsSpecter June 30, 2020

Covidise

to spread the Covid-19, to infect others with the coronavirus

Beware of those trying to covidise the society.

by birbaljha May 1, 2020

Covidie

The act of dying because of the COVID-19 virus.

My granny covidead last week.

I can barely breath, I think I'm going to covidie.

I like the smell of covidead no-vax in the morning.

by pineroleso March 24, 2021

covidivorce

a divorce resulting from the covid house arrest where the parties realize that a parting of the ways might be best

After being trapped in a house with Joe for 6 months, Jen finally told him how stupid he was and that he was an asshole for always telling his braggadocious stories. After 25 years, Joe finally called her a cunt. Their seemingly perfect marriage came crashing to the ground right after they had just signed a contract on their dream house. Shit happens. Just another example of a covidivorce brought on by the lockdown.

by napajoe September 13, 2020

Covidaver

The dead body of a registered donor infected with the coronavirus, who wished for their body parts to be used for the advancement of medical science.

Since the coronavirus pandemic, a number of university hospitals in the West have never been so pleased to accepting so many covidavers in such a short time to fill up their storage capacity, instead of having to buy these bodies in the black market from developing countries.

by Covido January 8, 2021