coochie cruncher 

Another name for a lesbian.

Ellen Degeneres is a coochie cruncher.

coochie cruncher by HottieG April 29, 2006

coochie cruncher 

a machine at the gym that works out your inner thighs. one rep on this machine requires you to insert your legs on the outside of two padded arms, then crunch them together. being able to max out the weight rack on the coochie cruncher shows true chadness.

“did you hear chris can max out on the coochie cruncher? the weight rack on that thing goes up to 350lbs.”

“yeah, that guy is a true chad.”

coochie cruncher by kgbish June 13, 2021

Chocolate Thunder Coochie Cruncher

A dance that involves two black girls on the dance floor putting in work while everyone watches. One thick and one skinny

Damn, is that Chanel and Lindsay doing the Chocolate Thunder Coochie Cruncher while we are here at The Crier

Chocolate Thunder Coochie Cruncher by SPAMDELIGHT September 26, 2010

couchie cruncher 

A person that crunches the couchie like a mad dog and leaves it looking like the piece of steak that you take out of your mouth because it's too chewy

Damn girl he eats pussy like a couchie cruncher.

couchie cruncher by Real snigga June 7, 2017