no internet connection

the thing that pops up on your phone when your parents found out you've been watching Porn

No internet connection? time to talk to your parents t('-'t)

by Dying_Fish t('-'t) July 29, 2017

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poor connection

When you on facetime and that blurred screen with a triangle and exclamation mark in the middle of it pop up. BAHAHHAHHAAHAH

me: take me off poor connection...
them: *starts glitching* that's yo connection.
the phone: "reconnecting"......
Me: *hangs up*...... *calls back*

by Nawfside.off.da.Souf May 24, 2021

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Electric Connection

A DANK BAND!, that happens to have a myspace

person 1-jeez i want to bang Electric Connection so bad
person 2-Word.

by Phinneus July 06, 2006

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Jungle connection

1. Having such bad weather wireless service connection that you can’t hear the other person at all and/or you experience major delays in gameplay and lag.

Player 1: Yo yo! What’s up with this jungle connection ?
Player 2: I don’t know, but it ain’t me!

by LLN91 September 04, 2021

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connection whore

Someone who immediately tries to "friend" someone on Facebook or "link" to on Linkedin right after making their acquaintence (see also post-acquaintance friend request).

Joe: Damn, C just linked with the new sales guy at Acme before we were even finished with the conference call, what a connection whore.
Bob: I know, she's always looking for new people to up her connection count.

by leo341 May 19, 2011

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