confuckused

The love child of 'fucking confused'

I'm confuckused about how Whippy Griggs isn't globally reknown.

by J-Money July 20, 2017

Confuckus

A nickname for asian horniness based off of confucius

Juan: hey jose did you finish your homework on the mongols
Jose: sure did genghis khan had a lot of confuckus because he has thousands if descendants

by El beanero July 06, 2023

Confuckuated

The ability to be confused and not giving a fuck at the same time.

David was Confuckuated at the table while listening to his wife ramble on.

by iG00 March 13, 2022