A bilingual (French/English) phrase with layered meanings, made famous by A$AP Mob in 2012 when a Comme des* Fuckdown hat was worn in their Vice shoot.
Comme des Fuckdown is a brand by streetwear vet Russ Karablin. The design is a re-release of one done with Jamie Story 8-10 years prior for their brand The Cut.
* 'des' because poking fun at Japanese fashion brand Comme des Garçons, not 'de'.
Omiglob, those chicks with the designer purses think they're such hot shit - Comme des Fuckdown

Whatever spelling, comme de fuckdown.
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a french/Quebec french expression meaning:

a )the way things are done, or are supposed to be done

or b) the way a thing is done by normal and civilized people.
a small boy comes home and starts shouting at his father: hoo-hoo, old man, help me with my homework immediately.

father: Brandon, young man, I refuse to listen to you like this. kodem koll go take of your coat and boots, then go to your and calm down, then after that come back and talk to me comme du monde and ask nicely for my help and attention.
by Sexydimma May 28, 2012
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a French/Quebec French expression meaning:

a )the way things are done, or are supposed to be done

b) the way a certain thing or activity is performed by normal and civilized people.
a small boy comes home and starts shouting at his father: hoo-hoo, old man, help me with my homework immediately.

father: Young man, I refuse to listen to you when you talk to me like this. kodem koll go take off your coat and boots, then go calm down, after that come back and talk to me comme du monde, make sure to ask nicely for my help and attention.
by Sexydimma September 1, 2012
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Used to indicate frustration at the servere lack of communication between a small group of people occupying the same space.
"If the Comm-fucking-unication improved we might have some idea of what was going on"
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When a person turns sideways and slides through the door in stead of pushing it open. Which makes the next person have to completely open the door. It's a very dick move. Very popular at community house middle school
Guy1 "wow he just pulled the comm house slide."
Guy2 "what a dick"
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aint got a place of there own so they beg it wid tech, 2 faced bitches who lie wen confronted don't get me weong they r all safe wen on tthere own especially sarah and zara but the rest of y'all need to 'fix up look sharp'
by on a need to no bases September 19, 2003
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An expression which comes from writing the sentence "Calm the fuck down" as if it were French: "Comme" for Calm, "de" for the, and Fuckdown altogether. It is probably trying to make fun of both English slang (da/de used for "the") and French language (or, of French people that don't know how to write English properly).

The expression "Comme de Fuckdown" was made popular by a Dutch apparel company producing caps, t-shirt and goodies displaying that sentence.
What is this "Comme de Fuckdown" everyone is wearing? - Don't know dude, some Dutch company.

I'm going to freak out... - Comme de Fuckdown (Calm the fuck down)
by BBB's cube September 16, 2013
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