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college boy

1) A gelded feminized male who believes his elitist position in the world, as well as his privileged life makes him the authority on everything.

2) One who believes he is higher and mightier than the rest based on how much his parents spent on his college education.

3) Snob.

The word is mostly used as an insult by real men (even those with a college education) to differentiate between themselves and the castrati.
Vinny: You got a problem College Boy?

Wesley: No, but I am smarter and richer than you.

Vinny: Really College Boy? Then why do I get more trim than you do?

Wesley: What is trim?

Vinny: Exactly my point, College Boy!!!
college boy by Pepper May 2, 2006
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College boy

The male half of the student population at any university. Have huge egos and generally aren't afraid to toy with all the girls hearts. Khaki pants.
I really thought he cared about me but...alas, he's a college boy who only cares about all the fucks he doesn't give.

College Boy

Term of derision generally used by uneducated individuals. Usually is intended to imply that the subject of the insult is a "sissy" or an "egghead."

This of course is merely indicative of envy on the part of the individual using the insult.
Schmuck: "Man, look at that punk-ass college boy. What a pansy, he thinks he knows so much."

College Boy: "Man, look at that schmuck. It must suck to work so hard for so little money. He should have gone to college."
College Boy by BlatantElitist August 26, 2004

College Boyfriend 

Younger girls often date older men who are in college. Often times they believe their college boyfriend's are 'MEN' and don't act like little 'BOYS' when in reality college boyfriend's are BOYS looking to take V Cards from younger girls in High School.
"Last time I went to see my College Boyfriend, only to realize he was with Alison that weird virgin girl."

collegeboard 

An adjective or noun used to signify greed, heartlessness, indifference, apathy, and a propensity to destroy dreams and preconceptions.

In context, can be synonymous with gold digger.
dude what a collegeboard
collegeboard by broskisauce December 28, 2010

collegeboard 

A useless (***not for profit after everyone gets paid 19 times above minimum wage) organization that will never reply to your emails or calls. They will avoid responding to your questions by sending you generic BS emails and never solve your problems until you just decide to drop it and slowly sink further into a ball of suffering. Their pandemic response consists of trying to figure out how to make 90$ per AP exam x a million of students without doing any actual work and sacrificing our rights to online privacy by filming students for proctor's spank banks. In addition to AP exams, they decided to leech more money out of good middle class families that only want their children to succeed by basically creating the same thing under a different name : SAT Subject Tests.

Side note: They also administer satan approved torture method alternatively called the SAT. But don't worry, cause they're ***not for profit.
Friend: Hey I dreamt about going to hell yesterday!
You: Oh, did you see collegeboard there?
collegeboard by coleel April 29, 2020