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guy 1: *trips and falls*
guy 2: omg that’s so colang wtf
colang by stevedores1238464 September 8, 2021
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Cling Clang 

That sound that they make on impractical jokers
Cling Clang by Kraker Barrel October 24, 2018

conlanger 

A person who makes conlangs. Often creates a 'conculture' in addition, for a novel, or just to give his/her languages some context.
conlanger by Calréfa Hwénapleþ November 29, 2004
Hgs was one of the livest schools until that pussio sherry left! Then that bitch Verga came with her dutty braces at her big age, deaded the whole entire school in one year.

Hgs use to be a lit motive in the morning until that loose vagina Verga came, LEGIT I acc wanted to come into school back then.
FIGHTS ARRDAY (even the wet dons loved it) we basically ran the whole system.
•HGS was turnt up in general.

Whereas now Yh it just ain’t it.

Sorry to the year 8s and below cah none of you man will ever experience the Old HGS😔 Peak!
#COLAHGSFUCKINGK
#sherrythatpussio

#offsteddidusdirty
#boringbitchVerga

COLAHGS=dead

balls that clang 

sam: I heard Billy went skydiving.

clark: Yeah, he has balls that clang.
balls that clang by merchantDave August 20, 2010
Short for "constructed language". A language that does not occur by natural process and is not a normal product of a national culture, but is invented either for personal/private use, fiction (Klingon, Tolkien's Quenya), international communication (Esperanto), political reasons, or as an experiment.
Esperanto, a conlang designed for simple communication between differing language groups, especially European, has millions of speakers, though its exact number is uncertain.
conlang by LudwigVan February 22, 2004

Nao clang 

A devastating combo of the comebacks "nao" and "clang." Only use it when one of the two words on its own will not suffice.
Person A: "Do you even lift?"

Person B: "Nao clang!"
Nao clang by livemau5 January 13, 2013
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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