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guy 1: *trips and falls*
guy 2: omg that’s so colang wtf
colang by stevedores1238464 September 8, 2021
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Cling Clang 

That sound that they make on impractical jokers
Cling Clang by Kraker Barrel October 24, 2018

conlanger 

A person who makes conlangs. Often creates a 'conculture' in addition, for a novel, or just to give his/her languages some context.
conlanger by Calréfa Hwénapleþ November 29, 2004
Hgs was one of the livest schools until that pussio sherry left! Then that bitch Verga came with her dutty braces at her big age, deaded the whole entire school in one year.

Hgs use to be a lit motive in the morning until that loose vagina Verga came, LEGIT I acc wanted to come into school back then.
FIGHTS ARRDAY (even the wet dons loved it) we basically ran the whole system.
•HGS was turnt up in general.

Whereas now Yh it just ain’t it.

Sorry to the year 8s and below cah none of you man will ever experience the Old HGS😔 Peak!
#COLAHGSFUCKINGK
#sherrythatpussio

#offsteddidusdirty
#boringbitchVerga

COLAHGS=dead

balls that clang 

sam: I heard Billy went skydiving.

clark: Yeah, he has balls that clang.
balls that clang by merchantDave August 20, 2010
Short for "constructed language". A language that does not occur by natural process and is not a normal product of a national culture, but is invented either for personal/private use, fiction (Klingon, Tolkien's Quenya), international communication (Esperanto), political reasons, or as an experiment.
Esperanto, a conlang designed for simple communication between differing language groups, especially European, has millions of speakers, though its exact number is uncertain.
conlang by LudwigVan February 22, 2004

Nao clang 

A devastating combo of the comebacks "nao" and "clang." Only use it when one of the two words on its own will not suffice.
Person A: "Do you even lift?"

Person B: "Nao clang!"
Nao clang by livemau5 January 13, 2013
More from Urban Dictionary

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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