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cockholm syndrome

1) When a girl has been with a guy so long that, even though he is now a total doosh, she stays with him out of loyalty, and fear of being alone.

2) A pickup technique whereby you force yourself onto a girl for so long she starts to enjoy your company, and eventually WANTS to have you around.
"Karl is such a tosser! Why is Steph still with him?"
"Classic cockholm syndrome..."

" Yes! Jill just called me! My persistance has finally paid off!"
"Mate, you fully gave her cockholm syndrome. Score!"
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Cockholm Syndrome

A condition where a person chooses to stay in a relationship with an abusive partner solely for sex.
Sam, you seriously gotta break up with your gf. I don’t care how good she is in bed. We’re worried about you man, you come home every day with bruises. Cockholm syndrome is clouding your judgment.”

cockholm syndrome

symptoms of cockholm syndrome including being a pick me, hating other women and being obsessed with men that treat you like trash and/or hate you
Johnny Depp fangirls have a terminal case of cockholm syndrome

Cockholm Syndrome

The indifference of women towards an unsolicited cell phone picture of a penis.
Annabelle has gotten so many dictures that she doesn’t even bat an eye. She must have Cockholm Syndrome.
Cockholm Syndrome by StrataShoes November 29, 2017

Cuckholm Syndrome 

Cuckholm Syndrome is a condition which causes men to develop a psychological alliance with their cuckmaster as a survival strategy during cucking. These alliances result from a bond formed between cuckmaster and a cuckold during intimate time together, but they are generally considered irrational in light of the danger or risk endured by the victims.
Bryan-David developed Cuckholm Syndrome after being subjected to numerous cucking sessions against his will.
Cuckholm Syndrome by Merriams June 13, 2019
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026