A plethora of belongings, scattered about a residence in such a way that it is nearly impossible to find the item you were searching for.
by TrippinPimp420 April 3, 2021
A front tramp stamp: a tattoo on the area above the pubic bone and below the belly button. Either beside or on the iliac furrows created by the hip bones, aka the "cum gutters", this tattoo "clutters" the area with ink as it is generally as poorly done or trashy as your average tramp stamp.
by deathsbinky March 24, 2022
A condition that occurs as a result of living in and around so much miscellaneous debris and detritus (AKA clutter), that it becomes impossible to see the object you’re looking for. Symptoms are exacerbated when said object is nestled in the mess, right in front of your face. The worst symptoms of clutter blindness seem to peak when the missing object is small, easily recognizable, of great value and/or importance, especially when you could swear to Christ you just had the goddamned thing a second ago.
wanted to go out with you guys really badly, but I spent the whole weekend suffering from clutter blindness. I was searching for my grandmother’s engagement ring, which is very valuable, shiny, important, and I desperately needed to find so I could propose to Jennifer. Luckily the clutter blindness briefly lifted after a week of searching and I was able to see that it had been on my coffee table the entire time, nestled amidst a collection of Snapple and 2-liter bottle caps, various writing utensils, two full dinner services worth of flatware, and the two sets of keys I already lost this year the exact same way, and which yes, I was coincidentally looking for! Thank you so much for asking!
by RedesignThePinecones July 27, 2021