cluster monkey
When something is so screwed up and confusing that it has gone past the point of a cluster fuck and is worse than two monkeys humping a football.
cluster monkey by driprd62 June 30, 2007
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Mongolian Cluster Monkey
The Mongolian Cluster Monkey is similar in build to an adult chimpanzee with long fur. The Mongolian Cluster Monkey has figured out how to combine a Clusterfuck with a Monkey Fuck. They always act in large groups. And when they visit, you're left not knowing what happened, or where you are. You only know that it was loud loud, messy, violent, and involuntary.
Mongolian Cluster Monkey by DraconusDraconum May 20, 2025
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