cluster monkey 

When something is so screwed up and confusing that it has gone past the point of a cluster fuck and is worse than two monkeys humping a football.

This job has turned into a giant cluster monkey.

cluster monkey by driprd62 June 30, 2007

Mongolian Cluster Monkey

The Mongolian Cluster Monkey is similar in build to an adult chimpanzee with long fur. The Mongolian Cluster Monkey has figured out how to combine a Clusterfuck with a Monkey Fuck. They always act in large groups. And when they visit, you're left not knowing what happened, or where you are. You only know that it was loud loud, messy, violent, and involuntary.

Sorry I'm late, I got a visit from the Mongolian Cluster Monkeys.

Mongolian Cluster Monkey by DraconusDraconum May 20, 2025

cluttermonkey 

Someone who just lives with clutter and doesn’t seem to even notice all the shit around them

Don’t put that plate on top of that half drunk cup of tea adding to your sea of shit you cluttermonkey

cluttermonkey by Sifry May 1, 2023