A cis-tard is a cisgender person who pretends to be discriminated against by transgender people. For example, a cis-tard is a person who would view educating children about transgender people or having a transgender coworker as discrimination against themself, simply because not everyone on Earth is cisgender.
Here's a 1000% accurate impression of a cis-tard.
"waa waaa im a cistard i think that trans people r evil waa waa someone comfort me for being 99.9% of the world population waa waa i love pretending to be discriminated against"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'