by Sandy Mangina December 20, 2006
by kidkool February 4, 2004
The act of time traveling to the year Hitler was born wearing a tuxedo that is too small. You then must kidnap baby Hitler and raise him as your own son. After years of caring for the child, you develop an attachment to him. You love your son, Hitler. On Hitler's 9th Birthday you get him an indigo blender. You convince Hitler to make apple cider using only green apples. While Hitler is blending the green apples you take his head and shove it into the blender, killing him slowly. Take the blender and time travel back to present time and fly to Minnesota. Walk into McDonald's with a tv you bought from across the street, and drink the apple cider while watching Family Feud.
Midwestern Hilter Apple Cider 360 Surprise
by RonRonson69 January 19, 2020
- The creamy finish you put in your partner in the fall or winter time; a festive cold weather cock-tail
“Last night, my girlfriend and I snuggled on the couch under some blankets. I had a beer, and she got some uppin cider.”
by Otter Robinson October 30, 2022
by Dawsomesauce March 23, 2016
The hellish combination of instant powdered hot apple cider mix and "Bling Bling" Blue Raspberry Mad Dog 20/20.
"Sorry I'm late for Jazzercise, I was up all night getting shit-housed on Lucifer's Cider. That shit packs a wallop."
by Raoul Duke, Dr. Of Journalism October 4, 2018
by NocturnalBeauty101 October 30, 2015