by E-Cass February 23, 2008
Choonie is a word to desciribe anything while wanting to be cute around parents, family, or friends.
Charlotte: Hey, look there's a choonie!
Lucy: And you got some choonie on your choonie.
Charlotte: Choonie!
Person in corner: quit trying to be cute!
Lucy: And you got some choonie on your choonie.
Charlotte: Choonie!
Person in corner: quit trying to be cute!
by Charchar22 August 14, 2011
Choonis is the informal combination of two roots:
püooniʅ (poonis, havishamical origin)- which is an unnatural peenis that is capable of using suction and has various organic attachments, very few are born with these and they are assumed to be extinct.
chode - a fat penis with great girth and little length.
Hence choonis, which was used as an insult to those who were born with poonises. But since these people are extint it is currently used as a generic insult
püooniʅ (poonis, havishamical origin)- which is an unnatural peenis that is capable of using suction and has various organic attachments, very few are born with these and they are assumed to be extinct.
chode - a fat penis with great girth and little length.
Hence choonis, which was used as an insult to those who were born with poonises. But since these people are extint it is currently used as a generic insult
by GrilledCheeseWitch February 18, 2010