choking the goose

The act of masturbating while having both legs raised off the ground in a sitting position. Preferably when seated in a chair.

nb: This maneuver requires strength in upper thigh and groin areas. Stretching recommended.
Nabeel:"Blood, I was watching Neighbours the other week, supping on a cup of organic tea, when my fat mother burst in unannounced and caught me choking the goose!"
Chris: "No way Mans!"
by Steak Tits April 09, 2008
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choke The Goose up!

drinking Grey Goose (and holding the bottle by the neck of "the Goose")
F#*! It's been a tough day....let's go out and choke The Goose up!!! Whoop!
by aMat13 January 18, 2012
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