chocolate shotgun 

A shit so bad that it blows before you sit down. It comes out like a shotgun blast and gets all over the toilet, walls, and floor.

Steve: I just blew a chocolate shotgun in your bathroom.
Dave: You better get your ass cleaning then.

chocolate shotgun by Theofrostus December 9, 2008

Chocolate Shotgun 

After a round of rough anal, the catcher shoots the cum onto the pitcher's face via a fart.

Girl: I want to give you a Chocolate Shotgun.

Guy: No.

Chocolate Shotgun by Hotsauce33 April 3, 2009

Chocolate Shotgun 

The delicately balanced art of eating a girl out while she is taking a dump.

Did you hear that he gave her a chocolate shotgun?

Chocolate Shotgun by SpaceMonkey1969 August 28, 2011

chocolate shotgun splatter 

The brown speckles left on the public toliet seat after a good projectile dump.

Yo. check it. There was some pee stains on that comode in REI.I didn't want to sit on, so I just ass levatated and blasted the comode with a chocolate shotgun splatter

chocolate shotgun splatter by jvermin December 28, 2007

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004