Cherry Crush

1.A person that you've had a crush on for longer than a year.
2.Someone who's cherry you want to crush. (pop)
3.Someone you are insanely in love with.
4.Someone who everyone loves.

Ex.1
Person 1: bro you like (so and so)
Person 2: ya bro for like 3 years now
Person 1: Damn dude she's your cherry crush

Ex.2
Person 1: Bro look at (so and so)
Person 2: ya dude she's my cherry crush.
Person 1: think you're too late on that one bro.

Ex.3
Person 1: (so and so) I love them so much. (he|she|it) is my cherry crush.

Ex.4
Person1: (so and so) god I love them
Person 2: I do too!
Person 3: SAME!!!
China: WE ALL LOVE THIS PERSON
Narrator:(so and so) is the worlds cherry crush

by alternative_silence November 22, 2016

California Cherry Crush

Fucking a girl so hard that even if she is a virgin, she starts bleeding again.

Guy 1: I popped my girls cherry again.

Guy 2: That only happens once, dipshit.

Guy 1: Not if you just believe.

Guy 3: You mean, if you give her a California Cherry Crush.

Guy 1: ...Why don't you guys ever let me invent stuff...

by IRHMP August 27, 2016

California Cherry Crusher

The perfect name for a dick so massive and thick, it pops your girls other cherries, even if she ain't a virgin. Also known as the Maryland Anal Tugger. If you have one of these, beware, with great size comes the possibility of actually splitting someone in half.

Detective: What appears the cause of death?
Doc: It seems the girl had a California Cherry Crusher shoved inside her reproductive organs.
Detective: Good God! What kind of deadly weapon is that!?!
Doc: Nothin you own.

by IRHMP August 27, 2016