A British staple. A small tart containing jam, marzipan and topped with icing, with half a glace cherry on top. Absolutely delicious, especially with a nice cup of tea.
In my opinion, the best cake Mr Kipling has to offer. If they didn't contain so many calories I would happily eat them all day.
In my opinion, the best cake Mr Kipling has to offer. If they didn't contain so many calories I would happily eat them all day.
by geekstress May 9, 2006
To release ones' jizzum on your partner's face, followed by a short sharp donkey punch to their nose, thus creating the appearance of a cherry bakewell.
by fluffy1 October 31, 2006
If someone is ''cherried'', ''cherry bakewelled'' or ''cherry chongled'', it means they are not in a normal state of mind / thinking correctly either whilst sober or under the influence of alcohol, drugs etc.
You can also use combinations (cherry, cherried, cherry bakewell, cherry bakewelled, cherry chongled)
You can also use combinations (cherry, cherried, cherry bakewell, cherry bakewelled, cherry chongled)
''That guys proper cherried like'' (sober and/or under the influence)
''He's just put diesel into his petrol car, what a cherry bakewell''
''He's an absolute cherry (cherry chongle / cherry bakewell), why's he gone and done that?''
''He says that all the time, hes a Cherry Bakewell''
''She had far too much to drink on Friday, she was proper cherried / cherry bakewelled / cherry chongled''
''He's just put diesel into his petrol car, what a cherry bakewell''
''He's an absolute cherry (cherry chongle / cherry bakewell), why's he gone and done that?''
''He says that all the time, hes a Cherry Bakewell''
''She had far too much to drink on Friday, she was proper cherried / cherry bakewelled / cherry chongled''
by MrChongle October 7, 2021
To stick a bare arse in someone’s face whilst that person is being unwilling pinned to the ground. The act normally leaves smearing of shit on the nose thus being likened to a cherry bakewell cake.
by harryBishop1983 December 18, 2021