chef ass

a condition where your farts smell more like food than they do like poop.

dude 1: sniff, sniff, hey, did you order another pizza? sniff, with pepperoni?

dude 2: no, i just have chef ass from the pizza before

by Josef Heiter November 9, 2012

chef no ass

Chef no ass.

Means an asshole who cooks up shit who has no ass to back it up.

Look at Ryan chef no ass riding his bike flipping off people's ex boyfriends causing shits but driving away.

by Philsberry doughboi October 21, 2017