A syndrome that occurs in females who were attractive for the beginning part of their life, but after high school/college, their bodies burned out and now are considered below average on the male attraction scale. Opposite of wine syndrome.
Person A: Great to be here at the high school reunion.
Person B: Hey, isn't that Angela over there?
Person A: Man, she's disgusting now isn't she?
Person B: She must suffer from cheese syndrome
Person B: Hey, isn't that Angela over there?
Person A: Man, she's disgusting now isn't she?
Person B: She must suffer from cheese syndrome
by JustThatGuy June 4, 2009
When your ass-hair gets tangled when releasing excrement causing fecal matter to be pushed through it, cutting it like a cheese cutter.
by Bryan1618 January 27, 2010