1. A small Texas town located directly east of Houston.
2. Incorporated never, the town comes with such vibrant history as nothing, and a cultural experience comparable to that of an infected penis.
3. Leading national consumer of mobile home furnishings.
4. A prefered nesting ground of illegal immigrants looking to florish in crime and/or take advantage of welfare programs.
5. A prefered nesting ground of third generation inbreds looking to florish in crime and/or take advantage of welfare programs.
6. National leader per capita for "cheerleader murdering" mothers.
7. A great place to raise children.
2. Incorporated never, the town comes with such vibrant history as nothing, and a cultural experience comparable to that of an infected penis.
3. Leading national consumer of mobile home furnishings.
4. A prefered nesting ground of illegal immigrants looking to florish in crime and/or take advantage of welfare programs.
5. A prefered nesting ground of third generation inbreds looking to florish in crime and/or take advantage of welfare programs.
6. National leader per capita for "cheerleader murdering" mothers.
7. A great place to raise children.
"Whoa, your from Channelview? Isn't that the place where that crazy bitch tried to hire someone to kill some high school girl because the girl made the cheer squad, and her own daughter didn't??! Wow yea..I heard of it..that place hasn't self destructed yet? Thought maybe ARCO would've wiped the place out by now."
by Nothingman3D August 12, 2008
you can come here as long as u show some respect, if not then were goin fuck u up. nothing really happens during the day but in the night shit thats when everything happens..the marihuana comes, the tequila, the bitches, EVERYTHING!!! shit throw them CV's up!!!
this one fool ask this vato where he from an vato throws up the CV an says "shit im from CHANNELVIEW TEXAS, ese! Cv hasta la muerte! im down for my shit!" an the fool says "Man, Fuck Channelview!" vato starts beatin the fuck out that fool ... some other vatos in the back just watchin an one them says "man fool, i heard bout that vato..dont fuck him..he's from channelview.." the other vatos "dammmmn orale"
by irep c-view hasta lamuerte December 26, 2010