chanhassen

A small-ish town in the metro area of Minneapolis, Minnesota. Referred to by locals as "Chan." It is much cooler than Chaska.

Bob: Hey guys, let's go hang out at Perkins.
John: Which one?
Bob: Chanhassen, of course.

by Taya K. January 9, 2008

chanhassen

a modern suburb with a quite peaceful sounding name. (as compared to Savage which has a very similar population) Oh and SHOCKapee sounds violent as well {Chaska is a savage and shocking native american, definatly not peaceful}.

Victoria, maybe a bit too peaceful, i mean they're houses are fucking huge yet their town hall is about as big as our lifetime fitness parking lot....

Eden prairie...umm definatly not close to a peaceful name. theres fucking snakes on the apple trees...

Hey wanna hang out? We can go to chanhassen, and do nothing but walk aimlessly in target, buy some cough syrup at cub, and play starcraft in the library or just go clubbing at maplewood lol.

by linfg111 August 17, 2008

Chanhassen

A city in Minnesota that was once known for car shows and Prince. In todays moden world this city is reverting back to a small town or village as no one ever goes there or knows how to get threre anymore. Chanhassen is also known to have a stench resembling the smell of old people.

Person 1: Hey bro, do you want to drive to Chanhassen?

Person 2: Heck no man! What would we even do there?

See related terms wasteland, old people, wet farts, village.

by Herqulez May 27, 2017

Chanhassen High School

N. A place where teens in the 9th-12th grade, who live in the larger Chan/Chaska/Carver/East Union/Victoria/Cologne area, attend to have their minds warped into nothingness by the so called "teachers" in the school that really have no idea what they're talking about. Well done, indeed.

A. Where did you go to high school?
B. Chanhassen High School.
A. Oh. You mean where you can go to not get a basic education?
B. Yes.

by An Educator22 April 23, 2011

Chanhappenin'

A town in minnesota most famous for being home to musician prince. the people who live in chanhassen are snobby, wealthy, and drive around in their SUVs and go to lifetime and the women don't have jobs. most of the people are republicans. the schools are really good, and it's not far from downtwon minneapolis, so a pretty desireable place to live. the houses are big and peole have a lot of land and there are also lakes. pretty much everything is contained in chanhassen and its pretty modern so it doesnt really have any old school charm. there are also pretty much zero minorities.

(hot girl walks by wearing expensive designer clothes)
she must be from chanhappenin' because seh sure as hell isnt from chaska or eden prairie

by timcer99 October 28, 2009