Known for killing people, a person who kills people, the person who is recognized for shooting first and asking questions later.
Me: "I know you not playing me 50/50"!
Them: "If I am, what you gon do bout it"?
Me : "Say less, I'm boutta hit Jose, he deftly a Certified STEPPAH"!
Them: "If I am, what you gon do bout it"?
Me : "Say less, I'm boutta hit Jose, he deftly a Certified STEPPAH"!
by Shootahdcpassion August 14, 2019
by Idk lmao name December 18, 2020
One who has the proper credentials for pounding (pounding being anything that involves the sphincter or the vagina); often has hot loads emptied onto the forearm and/or shoulder, hitting the chin adds bonus points.
Also known to break bunk beds while screwing a parole officer having sex for the first time post venerial-wart removal.
One who would be immune to all STDs and STIs, no matter how horridly whorish
One who takes the ring to Mordor (aka Elijah Wood)
One who can make wood look like metal... Is that it?
Also loves to leave woman wet, out of breathe and verbally and/or sexually assaulted.
Finally, one who finds a twenty dollar bill in inconspicuous place, i.e. vaginal walls or fallopian tubes (or in the butt)
Also known to break bunk beds while screwing a parole officer having sex for the first time post venerial-wart removal.
One who would be immune to all STDs and STIs, no matter how horridly whorish
One who takes the ring to Mordor (aka Elijah Wood)
One who can make wood look like metal... Is that it?
Also loves to leave woman wet, out of breathe and verbally and/or sexually assaulted.
Finally, one who finds a twenty dollar bill in inconspicuous place, i.e. vaginal walls or fallopian tubes (or in the butt)
Ethan earned his title of Certified Pounder after he became involved in a menage-de-toi with a monkey and a Skype camera... in the butt.
by fatbass May 31, 2011
by MushyGrape May 9, 2023
A person, place, or thing that has been tested and approved by the hood. In order to be "Street Certified" one must have done criminal activity, sold drugs, or witnessed a crime and not snitch. Rules associated with Street Certified include, no snitching, fuck twelve, making money doing illegal activity.
by No talking June 20, 2018
by Certified glazer February 19, 2016
“Hey Diamond, are you currently AFA Certified?”
“My AFA Certification is up for renewal the 5th time this afternoon.”
“My AFA Certification is up for renewal the 5th time this afternoon.”
by AFA Certified November 29, 2019