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Cattatafish 

A grey, silver, ghost, cat-fish that resides in the stomach of gay people. Usually quite Holy and quite wise. First seen in the "Death Camp of Tolerance" episode of SouthPark on the journeys of lemmiwinks the gerbil king!

Also a word when refering to a gay guys stomach ache
Homo:- ah shit my fucking stomach, must have been that spunk i swallowed earlier!!!

Gunter:- Errr!!! Cattatafish!!!! U Fucking Homosexual.
Cattatafish by Raich September 18, 2007
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CADPAT - Canadian Disruptive Pattern
It is a digital camoflage pattern created and used by the Canadian Army. There is CADPAT-TW (Temperate Woodland), and CADPAT-AR (Arid Regions)

It has been adopted by the Marines and made into their own pattern, Marpat. The digital pattern works very well.
CADPAT breaks up the pattern in the bush, providing better camoflage.
CADPAT by Brendan October 18, 2004
The act of licking somone over his or her entire body as a sexual favor.
Guy 1: Dude, did you end up getting Kelly that purse she wanted for her birthday?
Guy 2: Nah man, I was super low on cash so i gave her a catbath instead. She said it was the best present ever.
Guy 1: Damn, you two are getting pretty serious.

I could really use a catbath. I hope my girlfriend is in the mood to give me one tonight.
catbath by sweetlou867 November 10, 2009

catatude 

A cat's attitude. A casual attitude. Having an attitude like a cat. which is " It's all about me." and I adore you but I will give you attention on my terms.

Today I am taking care of me. It's my catatude day.
I am having a catatude.
catatude by Susygee March 1, 2014

Catatonic Rat 

An insult that is the combination of calling someone one a rat and cat, which makes a combination of an even more effective insult.
Hilly: Sorry, I ate your lasagne from the fridge this morning
Maya: OMG, YOU'RE SUCH A CATATONIC RAT!!
Catatonic Rat by darkgrey2000 June 14, 2018

capatronies 

a lie so big that it can’t consider it a cap.
“ayo emily just gave the best head”
“that’s capatronies her head game is trash”
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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