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who'mest've'd'f'ye's'cat'mi'lk'why'am'i'still'typing'?'?'please'st'op'ty'pi'ng'no'w 

this is the final form of the who words, i didn't expect it to get this crazy, only a dingus" the meme cat himself" will use this
owner: hey dingus
dingus: who'mest've'd'f'ye's'cat'mi'lk'why'am'i'still'typing'?'?'please'st'op'ty'pi'ng'no'w
owner: explodes from big brain power

cat wrangler 

A man who owns more than two cats.

His home will have numerous cat toys and at least 2 litter boxes. The cats will likely have different dietary requirements from one another. Guests to his home should avoid wearing clothing, which will inevitably be covered in hair upon sitting down. He will alternately dote upon and express profound frustration about his furry charges.

Note that this should not be confused with a hoarder. Although there may well be evidence of litter box-related accidents, the cat wrangler's cats will be *alive*.
"One cat, you're a guy with a cat. Two cats, you're a guy who wants his cats to have some company. Three cats, you're a cat wrangler....clear your schedule."
cat wrangler by CatNumberFour October 23, 2012

cat wearing glasses 

u've probably seen this gif in the define word
why is the cat wearing glasses

cuz hes mating and cant see the hole of the cat woman

Cat Wings 

Imagine its a hot humid summer day and your a woman that has larger Vaginal Lips. Cat Wings are when your lips become stuck to your thighs because of sweat.
Its 100 degrees out and about 95% humidity. looks like its gonna be a cat wings kind of day. Damn.
Cat Wings by RINGER 425 June 4, 2013
1) cat water is what you call someone who’s fucking annoying.

2) pUsSy jUiCe.
“Dude, you’re literally cat water
Cat Water by oriole_bot February 25, 2021

cat-watcher 

Someone that watches cats enter their garden, resentfully, usually from a vantage point. It is a metaphor for how they see the world.
He's a real cat-watcher.