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cat shit 

a small shit, much like that of a cat's.
person 1: Man, I take like tiny shits.
person 2: Haha, you take like little cat shits.
cat shit by tyrotoxism August 14, 2010

cat shit 

cat shit by Your Co worker June 21, 2019

Cat Shit 

why the hell does it smell so badly? it smells like nuclear poop
Him: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SMELL?
Me: its my cat shit
him: I THOUGHT IT WAS THE STOVE PASSING GAS
Cat Shit by Wobort May 23, 2022
When a girl is leaving and or leaves stuff behind her to pick up.
Listen…can’t talk to you now cuz “ I’m picking up cat shit!”
Cat shit by MissBjBliss October 12, 2025

cat shit dick syndrome 

when a black guy's dick is so small, it actually looks like a piece of cat shit.
Girl 1: holy shit. look! that black guy's dick is so tiny!

Girl 2: no shit man, he's got cat shit dick syndrome.

Cat Shit Carl 

Cat Shit Carl can usually be observed working at Denny's at 3:00 in the morning on Fridays, easily recognized by his signature sour, ochre-colored cat shit-like stink.
Example:

Bill (to Steve as they are about to enter Denny's after drinking Heavily): I can't wait for my lumberjack slam, that shit is nice!
Steve (upon noticing Cat Shit Carl clearing tables): Dude, we have to eat somewhere else.
Bill: Why?
Steve: Cuz I just saw Cat Shit Carl in there and there is no way I can eat with that greasy cat shit smell lingering around.
Cat Shit Carl by shiteater9000 April 14, 2010
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Person 2:......
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aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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