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Cat ninja 

It has been said that long, long ago, a young boy who was but only 9 years old, witness the gruesome and brutal murder of his beloved parents by the " Hell Hounds" an international street gang/mafia/bad guys...poor little boy found himself wondering on the lonely and terrifying streets.

When something....

Something unbelievable happened !!

A big black cat with a ninja mask and a scratch on it's left eye with gray spiky hair has taken that boy and desided to raise him like one of its own.

9 years have past since then...the young boy has finally become a man and has been taught and trained by the black cat which at the end made the boy become the first ever Cat Ninja, after that, the cat ninja swore that he will find the Hell Hounds and kill every last one of them.

...and so he did
Bad guy: Give me your money, jewelry and BBQ !

Civilian: Never ! because i've just called Cat Ninja :)

Bad guy: OOOHH FISH BALLS !!!
Cat ninja by DannyRanDazzle September 23, 2011

Karen the cat ninja 

Someone who is raicist and lies and stirs stuff up with other comunitys and people tend to fall for what she does
Hey look its karen the cat ninja the person no one likes

Ninja Cat 

The end product of months of immense training, in the form of a kitten. In short, the ultimate weapon.
Ninja Cat Bob: It sure feels good to have butt secks.
Ninja Cat Henry: That's right.
Ninja Cat by Mister Sambert August 12, 2006

Cat like ninja reflexes 

The agility to handle any insect, person, animal, or object, in a way that protects the ninja, and or their friends and family.
Dave: *kills bug between fingers*
Greg: dang Dave, you've got some serious cat like ninja reflexes.

Dave: I'm kind of a big deal

Ninja Cat 

Some fucker who thinks he's a badass online, but in reality isn't shit. Yet another nobody who likes bullshit like "lolcats," martial arts (but probably has never bothered to learn any) and using words like "kitteh" and such, while thinking he is some kind of tough guy at the same time. Probably spends most of his income on his addictions of WoW and "adult" anime shows.
Ninja Cat thought he was a badass after making an asinine claim on a forum. Later that night he stepped outside of his building to buy anime porn after a failed WoW raid and mouthed off to a guy, who struck Ninja Cat in the head with a baseball bat. He was left to bleed on the concrete, and when his fat goth girlfriend came to check on him, she found his stash of anime porn and dumped his worthless ass.
Ninja Cat by Nerd Please May 27, 2009
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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