cat blood 

CAT BLOOD! There once was a pastor of a now defunct church in the south, his name was Louis Lamonica (feel free to google that name). Ol' Louis loved to put the rape on the children of the members of his congregation. Not being a catholic priest he had to spice it up a bit and decided to take a cat and cut it's head off and throw the blood all over the children as he and others molested the holy ghost right out of them. He screwed them, he made them screw each other, and he made 'em screw a dog too! well anyways, he walks into a police department, confesses, and then is surprised that they arrest him... as well as being totally messed up in origin this slang term has come to mean the rape of something. It can also mean someone was going nuts. and can be used as a noun to describe your friend. Not that he engaged in child rape or crimes against nature, but he is a total suspect and should be watched all the same. Use it as an Interjection or exclamation also, that will really set the mood at a party or wherever the feeling strikes you.

to a friend... "sup, Catblood!"
at work, someone asks what you are doing reply "just cat-bloodin"
you see an attractive lady, say to her "OH YEAH I'M BOUT TO CATBLOOD ALL OVER YOU" well maybe dont say that.
someone offends you, imply they love sex with children and crimes against nature, "get this fruit drinking all this catblood and such" ... they wont mess with you again.
you see some guy with a beard (f.y.i. beards are totally lame) say "shave your cat blood-soaked jiz mop beard fruit bag"

cat blood by catblood October 21, 2010

Feral cat blood 

An attractive but mentally unstable female using her menstrual blood as paint.

I came home to find my now ex girlfriend finger painting with "Feral Cat Blood". She said it was part of a Voodoo spell to make me fall in love with her.

Feral cat blood by Menace the solicitor September 30, 2025

drinking cat's blood

When you eat a girl out during her period.

I thought his tongue was red after having a glass of Hawaiian Punch, but he was actually just finished drinking cat's blood

drinking cat's blood by Your Everyday Psychopath June 7, 2016

drink blood from the face of your cat 

This is a slang term from mid derbyshire used as an insult. You are telling someone you want to swallow their mothers period blood. It derives from the slang term "pussy" otherwise known as cats.

If you don't shut up i'll drink blood from the face of your cat!

drink blood from the face of your cat by CuntHunterGinger May 20, 2011

cat piss blonde 

a girl who constantly dies her hair to the point where it's about to fall out. She then dies her hair with something like peroxide or bleach, to where her hair looks like cat piss.

"Wow, look at that cat piss blonde bitch!"

cat piss blonde by concerned me December 24, 2007

Blonde Cat 

An attractive and hunky blonde man, or a sexy and sultry blonde woman.

Person A: He’s an adult film and a fine blonde cat.
Person B: What’s his name?

Blonde Cat by Sochubilanki August 15, 2023

bloody cat

When a woman is on her period, her vagina is no longer a pussy, or booty, it transforms into a semi- unusable sexual device called a Bloody Cat which is also referred as the red flag of China, Stop Sign, or panty massacre.

"Hey dude, did you bang that chick last night?"

"Nah man, she was (had a) bloody cat"

bloody cat by Kasaar April 1, 2007