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case block 

One who prevents the person or persons they are hanging out with from getting free alcoholic beverages, sometimes in the form of a case of beer, from an interested suitor. The suitor refrains from delivering the beverages because they believe they would be cock blocking the case blocker.
Mary: "I was going to get shit-faced for free off of that guy's 30 pack of Bud Light, but Randy definitely case blocked me from scoring any by sitting next to me."
case block by SoBroItHurts February 28, 2011
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A case of the black ass 

Tired, don't wanna do anything, your ass is dragging on the ground therefore it's dirty and black.
I have a case of the black ass today. I don't feel like doing anything.

cakeblock 

(v) Similar to cock block, this refers to when someone denies you a confectionary treat. First originated in the web comic, Three Panel Soul.
L: Hey, cupcakes!
M: Don't eat those, I'm saving them.
L: Dude, you totally cakeblocked me. Not cool.
cakeblock by Kate Uda April 28, 2008

Caveblocker 

A giant, crucial bowlwinder that collapses into a shitmass that blocks the part of the toilet where the water goes down.
Bro, I unleashed a caveblocker and clogged the toilet.
Caveblocker by poondoggy April 13, 2009

cashblock 

The action of blocking an individual from paying your bill.
Too late, I already paid for our meal. I cashblocked you.
cashblock by blocky mcblocker June 10, 2018
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
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