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case block 

One who prevents the person or persons they are hanging out with from getting free alcoholic beverages, sometimes in the form of a case of beer, from an interested suitor. The suitor refrains from delivering the beverages because they believe they would be cock blocking the case blocker.
Mary: "I was going to get shit-faced for free off of that guy's 30 pack of Bud Light, but Randy definitely case blocked me from scoring any by sitting next to me."
case block by SoBroItHurts February 28, 2011
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A case of the black ass 

Tired, don't wanna do anything, your ass is dragging on the ground therefore it's dirty and black.
I have a case of the black ass today. I don't feel like doing anything.

cakeblock 

(v) Similar to cock block, this refers to when someone denies you a confectionary treat. First originated in the web comic, Three Panel Soul.
L: Hey, cupcakes!
M: Don't eat those, I'm saving them.
L: Dude, you totally cakeblocked me. Not cool.
cakeblock by Kate Uda April 28, 2008

Caveblocker 

A giant, crucial bowlwinder that collapses into a shitmass that blocks the part of the toilet where the water goes down.
Bro, I unleashed a caveblocker and clogged the toilet.
Caveblocker by poondoggy April 13, 2009

cashblock 

The action of blocking an individual from paying your bill.
Too late, I already paid for our meal. I cashblocked you.
cashblock by blocky mcblocker June 10, 2018
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026