Stiff as a board, and won't split when you screw.

First coined by Ms. J. Feasley in 2003.
Brad called the next day, a "(Girl) Carpenter's Dream"!
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A woman with small breasts and loose morals.
Suzie is a "Carpenter's Wet Dream". She's flat as a board and easy to nail.
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