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A person who, despite thinking otherwise, has no natural talent in any ground whatsoever.
"Can he rap?"
"Nah never he's a total crobber"
Crobber by yomanamesjoe April 14, 2010
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crabbery sauce

A delicious sauce which, when served with mayonnaise, serves as a staple for those determined to lose weight despite their tenuous grasp of basic nutrition.
Utterly alone, Mark ate crabbery sauce and mayonnaise every day.
crabbery sauce by Paul Chitlik August 2, 2006

cumrobbery

--One word---

1. The act of a woman ditching a man after a sexual intercourse.

2. The state of being ripped-off by unprobable odds.
1. That stupid whore! She gave me a cumrobbery!

2. Did you see how fast my horse was moving? Lost me $100! What a cumrobbery!
cumrobbery by Birrrrrdman August 7, 2006
A dingleberry raised in Canada. Due it cold weather and lack of sunlight, it’s smaller and more pale than it's American counterparts. That being said it’s still has the small look and stench of the American left Dingleberry.
It’s Carbery season in Canada, hopefully the prime Minister will come out of hiding and let’s us out of the house to go pick some.
Carbery by Vikingssuckballs August 10, 2022
An absolute baller, someone with natural athletic abilities that owns at sports.

Often a girl that can keep her own with guys playing sports.
Damn, that chick is a crobber. She just beat the boys' basketball team in a scrimmage!

Be sure to gaurd number 17, they're a real crobber.
crobber by TheBoss72 March 8, 2009

crabbery 

a place where crabs are reared, especially for their meat.
They have set up a crabbery and the business is looking up.
crabbery by uttam maharjan October 27, 2012
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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