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A mystic power which regulates all that is fair in texas holdem by evening out people who make bad plays and win against those people who have deserving hands.
Pete called with a 7-2 and won against a pair of aces, he's got some bad cardma coming his way.
cardma by Gimbo is all in. January 9, 2008
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Global Financial System Stack 2.0 - The most ambitious, provably-secure and theoretically-sound blockchain project in the cryptocurrency space. Named after Gerolamo Cardano, a famous 15th century Italian polymath and professional gambler who exploited his thorough understanding of probability to win consistently.
Geez, I'm so glad I invested in Cardano before the catastrophic financial collapse as a result of over ten years of quantitative easing experiments!
Cardano by Zenarchism October 17, 2018
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briella cardia 

a cute girl with a beautiful voice. she is a small tik toker who deserves to be famous because of her talents and she also has instagram. everyone loves briella cardia
guy: is that briella cardia
guy2: yeah man
guy: she’s so perfect
briella cardia by arainthenewone August 9, 2020

Eric Cartman 

Cartman is an elementary school student who lives with his mother in the fictional town of South Park, Colorado, where he routinely has extraordinary experiences atypical of a small town. Cartman has been portrayed as aggressive, prejudiced, arrogant, and narcissistic since his character's inception; Stone and Parker describe the character as "a little Archie Bunker". These traits are significantly augmented in later seasons as his character evolves, and he begins to exhibit extremely psychopathic, sociopathic and manipulative behavior, and also be depicted as highly intelligent, able to execute morally appalling plans and business ideas with success.

Cartman is considered to be the most popular character on South Park.234 Parker and Stone state that he is their favorite character, and the one with whom they most identify. South Park has received both praise and criticism for Cartman's politically incorrect behavior. Prominent publications and television channels have included Cartman on their lists as one of the most iconic television and cartoon characters of all time.
. “I would never let a woman kick my @ss. If she tried something, I’d be like, HEY! You get your b*tch @ss back in the kitchen and make me some pie!”

2. “Why does this happen every month? It seems like right about the same time every month, Kyle’s mom gets a bug up her @ss about something, and I always end up getting screwed by it.”

3. “Too bad drinking scotch isn’t a paying job or Kenny’s dad would be a millionaire!”

4. “If some sissy chick tried to kick my @ss I would say hey, missy, go knit me a sweater before I slap you in the face!”

5. “Mom — kitty is being a dildo.” — Eric Cartman

“I know a special little kitty that’s sleeping with mommy tonight.” — Cartman’s mom replies

6. “Kenny’s family is so poor that yesterday, they had to put their cardboard box up for a second mortgage.”

7. “Anyway Kenny, Yellow MegaMan is only $8.95, so maybe your mom can put it on layaway and make payments for a year or two.”

8. “Well I looked in my moms closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas, an ultravibe pleasure 2000.”

9. “It’s an Afghanistan goat, so it can’t stay here, or else it’ll choke on the sweet air of freedom.” — Cartman on a goat sent to him and his friends by some kids in Afghanistan.

10. “Dude, dolphins are intelligent and friendly!” — Wendy

“Intelligent and friendly on rye bread, with some mayonaise.” — Cartman
Eric Cartman by LilManJD May 12, 2016

Cardarine 

Cardarine, also known as GW 501516, is a PPAR agonist that increases endurance. When combined with exercise, it can help you be stronger and more athletic and have more stamina so you don't get tired as quickly. Some people think it's a SARM. It's technically not a SARM(Selective Androgen Receptor Modulator). Cardarine boosts stamina, endurance, workout capacity, and fat loss after just days of usage.
I used cardarine to gain more stamina during exercise!
Cardarine by HawaiianPunch1 July 4, 2021
The whole reason to watch south park. He is the fattest kid and the funniest. Watches Terrence and Philip while eating cheesy poofs, snacky cakes, chocalate chicken pot pies, and powerdered donut pancake suprise. Has a slutty mom who spoils him. Always coming up with some stupid idea to get rich or get revenge.
Bob: Lets watch south park, its the one where cartman builds a hippie drill!
cartman by bigshow8891 October 10, 2005

CarSmartt 

CarSmartt, ( $CRSM) Ride sharing transportation network company similar to Uber& Lyft that provides in-app ride sharing services at a lower rate than a traditional taxi.🚕
My car is in the shop, I’m going to hav a CarSmartt driver take me to work.
CarSmartt by 69Love August 14, 2019
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
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