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Capicuck 

A person cucked by capitalism larping as a communist to cope with their participation and contributions to a capitalist system they detest and deride without actually undertaking any actions to bring about the communist revolution.

Such a person vehemently advocates for a communist society whilst living in a capitalist one and enjoying the benefits it provides. They suffer from severe cognitive dissonance between their actions and their beliefs.

This leads to them to attack others out of guilt for their own actions as a coping mechanism. They will aggressively project their own "failures" onto others to affirm their self image of virtuous superiority.
Person A: Platov spent the entire evening screeching at us again about how great communism is and why capitalists are to blame for all the problems of the world.

Person B: Dude.. he's such a Capicuck. I wish he would shut up already, or go do something about it.
Capicuck by NikoNeko February 3, 2022
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a Canadian who worship Justin Trudeau and likes his wife to get fucked by a black man
Did you know that John is a Cacuck?
Cacuck by geek4u April 5, 2023
The quick term for the CPKC Railway; a merger betwen the Canadian Pacific and Kansas City Southern Railways.

The term can also apply with company locations and equipment such and locomotives, rolling stock, and vehicles.
"I wonder what the new capkuck paint scheme will look like on these locomotives."

"We got an eatbound freight train coming and some capkuck units for power."
capkuck by Jackrail April 14, 2023

capfucking 

sexual act in which one inserts the member between the back of a kneecap and proceeds to thrust. most often fantasized about when lusting over an extremely attractive girl with extremely attractive legs.
oh man, i want to capfuck her.

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026