person A: "wanna go play dnd"
person B: "sure!"
person A just wants to make out with person B
person B has been candy vanned.
person B: "sure!"
person A just wants to make out with person B
person B has been candy vanned.
by sixset May 12, 2023
by VulcanBatGrips August 31, 2018
“Remember that time Dan was getting a cotton candy sunset while his ribeye was cooking over open flame…?”
“May I please have a cotton candy sunset?”
“Do you think while kids are swimming in the ocean I can get a quick cotton candy sunset?”
“May I please have a cotton candy sunset?”
“Do you think while kids are swimming in the ocean I can get a quick cotton candy sunset?”
by Danny Kneecaps September 16, 2022
What my dog leaves for me to step into when I mow the lawn.
What you never want to step in while getting out of the taxi; or anywhere else -- especially when late for a job interview.
What you never want to step in while getting out of the taxi; or anywhere else -- especially when late for a job interview.
I was deploying my umbrella, getting off the bus this morning and landed in the freshest pile of shoe candy!
by The Reptiles and I May 19, 2023
by TILR16 March 18, 2022
When you stay up all night with your brother doing Al-Lad and X ,smoking wax,playing fortnight being loud as fuck and getting in the feels cause you always get deep sixed in 2 place.
“Flyin Carpet out the storm , happier than a fat kid in a candy store, got wrecked on fortnight let’s play some more Sandy Candy Saturday Night
by Slimlongdingdong December 29, 2020
THERE IS ONLY ONE COTTON CANDY DUNIEHCHY KITTEN BEAR SLINKY BLANKIE DUFFER MAN. HE IS THE OP-EST MAN EVER. HE'S CUTE NICE TALL HOT SEXY PERFECT AND EPIC. HE HAS THE BESTEST VOICE EVER AND MAKES AN EPIC BOYFRIEND. HE HAS A BIG DICK (his gf's is bigger tho) AND HIS MOM IS REALLY HOT. MRCOTTON CANDY DUNIEHCHY KITTEN BEAR SLINKY BLANKIE DUFFER MAN HAS MORE WORDS IN HIS NAME THAN HIS IQ. HE BELONGS TO QUACKMIESTA AKA HENTAI BITCH AKA GOD FOREVER AND ALWAYS
by QUACKMIESTA June 2, 2022