canadian love

A sexual act including maple syrup, canada (of course) and maple trees.... It starts with banging a girl so hard that you knock her out.... Then you bring her up, (if you live in America) to Canada... smother her face with pure maple syrup, then stick her head to a maple tree. Make sure to leave a note saying your sorry for the inconvenience and a map of where she is.

"Hey Tony! I'm going to Canadian Love your mom tonight!"
"Sweet man (haha I crack myself up) just make sure you put some clothes on her before you stick her, it's cold up there"
"Dude, No shit sherlock, I always pack the finest eskimo jackets."

canadian love by Stevo K March 27, 2008

Canadian Love Letter 

A disgusting, yet gentle and highly effective manner of showing disappointment by shitting on the hood of another's car.

justice revenge Canada's #1 export poo

Stuart considered firebombing the home of his former manager, but wisely thought a good ol' Canadian Love Letter would serve justice most apropo.

Canadian Love Letter by harveymushman September 21, 2014

french canadian love custard 

the act of ejaculating on a peice of toast, and eating it with great pleasure

hey hamza, i heard you had some french canadian love custard the other day. i bet it was tasty

french canadian love custard by scottydo May 29, 2007

Canadian Lover

A white female, often suffering from serious daddy issues, who will only date black men.

Over-indexes with Jewish American women.

"Hey, your friend Debbie looks like she's on coke again and keeps going to the bathroom with her house key in hand. I think my cousin wants to fuck her hairy pussy."

"Tell him not to waste his tame. She's a Canadian Lover."

Canadian Lover by Synesthesias September 21, 2007

canasian love

The love between a canadian person and an asian person.

Sophia Miller and Justin Kang are in canasian love.

canasian love by tapyat November 7, 2012