One of the most infuriating expressions in the English language. Using this expression is guaranteed to make the other person angry if he/she wasn't already.
An invitation to someone to punch you in the face.
An invitation to someone to punch you in the face.
by MaxBrowne October 07, 2009

by Cider Scorpion April 06, 2007

The term "calm down" is usually addressed to people who don't need to calm down at all, which makes it more funny.
by allie amy and lauren April 11, 2008

by jens clark January 30, 2008

What a person of Jamaican decent says when he is asked to stop standing around with his hands in his pockets and help some customers.
Boss: "Suphel" please stop standing around with your hands in your pockets and help some customers.
"Suphel": Calm down, calm down, no need for the hostility.
Boss: What? I'm not being hostile. I'm telling you to do what I pay you to do.
((a little later))
"Suphel" (in H.R. office): Dat man needs to calm down and stop the picking on me. I do my job.
((next day))
Boss: "Suphel", what did I do to deserve being investigated?
"Suphel": Calm down, calm down. No need for the hostility, mahn.
Boss (exasperated): Fine, do whatever you want. But, so you know, reviews are coming up.
"Suphel": Calm down, calm down....
"Suphel": Calm down, calm down, no need for the hostility.
Boss: What? I'm not being hostile. I'm telling you to do what I pay you to do.
((a little later))
"Suphel" (in H.R. office): Dat man needs to calm down and stop the picking on me. I do my job.
((next day))
Boss: "Suphel", what did I do to deserve being investigated?
"Suphel": Calm down, calm down. No need for the hostility, mahn.
Boss (exasperated): Fine, do whatever you want. But, so you know, reviews are coming up.
"Suphel": Calm down, calm down....
by AmericanAndProudOfIt August 07, 2006

by Smocko March 15, 2005

by Wasser Tizfiddle March 15, 2005
