California cow

1. A Fat female that’d be good looking if she wasn't morbidly obese.

2. A Fat Blunt from California

Shaq: Yo that girls a snack !

Abraham Lincoln: She’s too big for you bro. She’s a whole buffet !

A California Cow is A Fat female that’d be good looking if she wasn't morbidly obese .

by Big boy Bob January 9, 2022

california brown cow

The act of forcing a turd from your butthole. Often involves grunting due to the fight to push out the feces. Similar to trying to move a literal cow, California Brown Cow is large and stubborn

-Dude what was all that grunting in there?
-Had a stubborn California Brown Cow that just didn't want to leave pasture

by cdm0048 August 28, 2013

California Cowboy

A person from California who is conservative and gung - ho. A personality that contradicts the typical Californian

"I love California but I've never really fit in"
"Yeah, you're just a California cowboy"

by plus-size albert May 23, 2021

california cowboy

A gay man.

Friend: Let's go to that club, it looks fun.
Me: Bro, it's full of California cowboys.

by BigBawls69 November 16, 2016

California Cowboy

Hitting two shots, a cigarette, and a joint at the same time.

Joe walked up to the bar and asked the bartender if they could get the California Cowboy.

by Edhouser January 24, 2026