cails 

Derived from the name “Cailin” a Cails is a big hard cocks best pal. Cails is always wet and moist and ready to milk out the beautiful juices of a males penis. Cails is never full and always hungry for the meat. Cails wants her meat raw and only raw and she wants it to ram into her like a transport truck hitting you at 100mph. Cails is a mans bestfreind

“Damn that girl could be a Cails”

cails by Jonesy2010 May 18, 2018

Cailou

A little 4 year old shit head, he's a little fuck twat tantrum maker who always gets his way because of his SPINELESS parents let his bald ass do whatever he wants, fuck that show, fuck cailou and fuck his SPINELESS parents!

Mom and dad "I don't care what you do just read or some shit"

Cailou "FUCK YOU ALL"

Cailou by DADDYS CHILD IS ALIVE September 14, 2018

Caillou 

A show about a snotty little twat that, if he were in a rehabilitation center, would go out of his way to emphasize whatever disability he did NOT have. Because he's a little shit. It's also be hypothesized that he has leukemia, he does not. They ran tests and concluded that unfortunately leukemia has a bad case of Caillou.

Doctor: I'm sorry but your son has an extremely low white blood cell count.
Parent: That's because Caillou is a bitch.

Caillou by Tonesmas October 19, 2016

Caillou 

More like Caill-ew
Little shit that bitches about everything. So ungrateful u wouldn't even believe it. Cries until he gets what he wants.

My girlfriend is such a Caillou.

Caillou by Shifeen Finkle Gucci October 22, 2018

Caillou 

Demon child.

Quick, get the holy water, what we have here is a Caillou!

Caillou by Caillou's dad April 14, 2017

Caillou 

Noun
1: A person acting like (or IS) the manifestation of Satan.
2: A Canadian show about Satan as a kid. It also proves that the worst thing ever is to be under the same roof as him

(1) Stop being a Caillou, TOD.
(2) I hate Caillou.

Caillou by Puntato August 3, 2018

Caillou 

Caillou is a shitty-ass kids show which has a piece of shit is the main character. He is known to infest people with diarrhea-based cancer. He's an annoying, stupid piece of shit, who will only have his way. He was known to be the candidate for the Piece of Shit Party.
He's a cancerous turd.

You wake up. You see Caillou there with a chainsaw. But he is so stupid that he shows it the wrong way, and he kills himself.

Caillou by Donald Caillou January 3, 2018