waxy hairy deep cave dwelling gob of lard
like substance reeking of wet band
aids and buffalo
sauce. Often found stewing in the pungent oniony smelling naval cavities of the obese species.
one day upon exiting the shower, I observed a large gob of hairey button butter crawling its way out of my boyfriends cavernous belly button, he then proceeded to fling sling and sniff. smells
like wet band
aids and
burnt vinegar.