A phrase used in internet forums to confess having masturbated to a posted pic or story. Frequently used to express appreciation for a pic or story even if actual masturbation hasn't taken place. Occasionally used ironically or to be comedically inappropriate.
Example 1: <user posts pic of a PAWG> ... I just cracked me one off.
Example 2: <I just found out that my mother has terminal brain cancer> ... I just cracked me one off .
Example 2: <I just found out that my mother has terminal brain cancer> ... I just cracked me one off .
by Carlton G. Long January 12, 2020
This is an expression of extreme frustration. Synonymous with FUCK and TITS
Or a strong negative response to a suggestion. Synonymous with hell no and over my dead body as well as fuck that.
Or in rare occasion an actual request to be shot by a firearm. Synonymous with the n-word granted the right audience and location.
Or a strong negative response to a suggestion. Synonymous with hell no and over my dead body as well as fuck that.
Or in rare occasion an actual request to be shot by a firearm. Synonymous with the n-word granted the right audience and location.
1-I can't fucking do this shit
2-...
1-Just Fucking shoot me
OR...
1-Want to see the new alvin and the chipmunks movie?
2-Just fucking shoot me.
OR...(If on death row in Oklahoma)
1-For your crimes your life will be taken. How would you like the Great State of Oklahoma to take your life? Lethal Injection, Electric Chair, Firing Squad?
2-Just Fucking Shoot Me
1-Sweet, that's my favorite. I'm a backward fuck who still believes in capital punishment and doing it in extremely inhumane ways. We also believe in using capital punishment as much as possible. If only we could keep up with those sick fucks in Texas and Virginia.
2-...
1-Just Fucking shoot me
OR...
1-Want to see the new alvin and the chipmunks movie?
2-Just fucking shoot me.
OR...(If on death row in Oklahoma)
1-For your crimes your life will be taken. How would you like the Great State of Oklahoma to take your life? Lethal Injection, Electric Chair, Firing Squad?
2-Just Fucking Shoot Me
1-Sweet, that's my favorite. I'm a backward fuck who still believes in capital punishment and doing it in extremely inhumane ways. We also believe in using capital punishment as much as possible. If only we could keep up with those sick fucks in Texas and Virginia.
by ModernMan2011 December 29, 2011
by Hihioopsoops August 31, 2021
paul: so i was thinking about how things were going between us...
mandy:... lets just keep it me and you hun.
mandy:... lets just keep it me and you hun.
by deja bear May 8, 2009
A phase used to express extreme anguish and anger caused due to disturbed state of mind because of constant nabbing from a person in power. Commonly used to shut up a person who is continuously giving order to do something while you are doing it.
Mark: Kimi, so you have to break before the speed breaker
Kimi: Just leave me alone, I know what I am doing
Kimi: Just leave me alone, I know what I am doing
by TheBlownDiffuser June 28, 2021
by lemmalemma55 January 21, 2022
*while walking*
*stops*
haha let me just adjust real quick
*reach and adjust to preference*
ok lets go
*stops*
haha let me just adjust real quick
*reach and adjust to preference*
ok lets go
by kgbhoneytits, what the lasagna October 21, 2018