businessman's trip 

really really intense drug (its real name is DMT or dimethyltryptamine) which is chemically related to shrooms and structurally related to LSD, but so much more intense. It is also found in peoples brains in really small amounts.

Last night we freebased some businessman's trip and the elves came to see me man!!

businessman's trip by dan May 15, 2004

businessman's trip 

Another name for the drug DMT (dimethyltryptamine), an extreme psychedelic tryptamine. It is a crystalline solid at room temperature and can be smoked, injected or taken orally with an MAOI. It gives you an extreme high but only lasts for about an hour, hence the nickname.

Professor Alan Watts described the effects of DMT as "Load universe into cannon. Aim at brain. Fire."

"I had some businessman's trip earlier today."
"Yeah? Why aren't you still rolling?"
"It only lasts an hour dude."

businessman's trip by Meredith Engel December 8, 2007

Businessman's lunch 

A trip on Dimethyltryptamine or the less commonly used 5-Methoxy-Dimethyltryptamine. DMT is widely regarded as the most intense psychedelic experience attainable through the use of drugs. Many users experience religious or philosophical epiphanies during a trip.

DMT is named The Businessman's Lunch or The Businessman's Trip because it fits neatly within a typical lunch break for a soulless cubicle-slave (corporate extortionist executives rarely limit themselves to an hour long lunch break, so they have the freedom to use drugs with significantly longer durations). Trips last up to an hour, but can be as short as twenty to thirty minutes. Several experiences with DMT are detailed in Alexander shulgin's book Tryptamines I Have Known and Loved.

Users should be wary, the effects hit the brain within a matter of seconds and quickly lead to a near-catatonic state. Make sure you have a friend nearby to make sure you don't drop the bowl or the lighter in your lap.

1: What if this is all just a ride, dude?
2: Why are you talking like that? Why were you in the bathroom for so long?
1: I just grabbed a quick Businessman's Lunch

Businessman's lunch by kickflipthecat October 5, 2007

Businessman's Blumpkin

The act of taking a shit country blumpkin style, while also smoking a nice cigar. You, sir, are a gentleman of refined taste.

Bob: Did you get that file to the President yet?
Daryll: No, he was busy with his 9 O'clock businessman's blumpkin.

Businessman's Blumpkin by TheActuallyRealBillClinton April 5, 2025

a businessman and black beauty's owner in bath 

In bath

A businessman and black beauty's owner in bath

a businessman and black beauty's owner in bath by Damn3 June 5, 2018

Business Man's Special 

Term for Dimethyltriptamine, a hallucinogen drug. Also commonly referred to as DMT and Dimitri.

Dude, i'm going to Psytopia this week, i hope i can score some business man's special before then.

Business Man's Special by Emilmo October 12, 2005

Business man's lunch 

3 martinis and some pretzels. Commonly used to make the long half of the day a little more pleasant.

Boss: "Why are you in such a good mood?"

Employee: "Just came back from a business man's lunch."

B: "Oh... What did you have?"

E: "Ummm.... Some Pretzels."

Business man's lunch by Kmadd December 14, 2004