burlington ma

the worst possible place to live...seems like a nice town until you live here for a long time starting as a child. there is nothing to do here. drugs and alcohol are VERY easily acessable especially to kids in high school. the high school is jail and the teachers are ridiculously awful.

Joe: Hey did you get the drugs home-boy?

Phill: No but you can get mad drugz in burlington ma, i bet i can get alc too!

Joe: sick dealio

by shawty its your booty December 20, 2010

Burlington Mall

Absolutely one of the worst malls in Massachusetts, if so even United States. Everyone there is either a 13 year old middle schooler with nothing better to do on a Friday night, than wear Snapback hats, tight pants, and argue about how much their "swag" owns yours. Or filled with Emotional goth kids who smoke weed in the corner of the cafeteria, near shotcakes. The mall itself isn't that bad, it has a variety of good stores, such as: Champs, Apple, Lindt chocolate, Brookstone, etc... but moving along from that, it's the terrible people that fill the mall, who make it a horrible experience. I can also assure that 75% of the girls there all try to meet guys; just to give blowjobs in back of Abercrombie and Fitch, and pass along their Hepatitis C. The cafeteria is also disgusting, all of the "mall food" tastes the same, and it is also really, really, dirty. The most notable thing of this mall is the movie Paul Blart: Mall Cop was filmed there, but hey, even that sucked. The lesson that most people have learned is not to shop at this piece of shit, and find a better thing to do then become mall rats.

Guy 1 - "ay yo, nigga, lets go to da Burlington Mall Friday night, and GET CRUNKKKKK!"
Guy 2 - "yo ight, you tryna fuck sum bitchezzZz?"
Guy 1 - "fuck ya, wit dis swag I'm up for shiiii"
Guy 3 - "Are you fucking serious?"

Girl 1 - "hey can I have your number?"
Guy 1 - "um, who the hell are you?"
Girl 1 - "If you buy me those ugg boots, ill let you fuck me!"
Guy 1 - "no, please go away"
Girl 1 - "nigga, you gay!!!"

by Jensen1429 May 19, 2013

Burlington Mass

Burlington is a Fuckin shithole where all gay homofaggots reside. If you live here you must suck Trump's cunt. I swear to Jesus the stores here are made of cardboard and smell like a rich persons rectum. All the kids think there rich. Personally I would tongue punch a Burley in there fartbox and make them puke.

Burlington Mass is one fuckin shithole of a metropolis.

by Masscrack January 14, 2019

great barrington, ma

Town in Berkshire County, Massachusetts typically overrun with 2nd home owners, out of towners (City folk) and people who just won't get out of your way. Also contains too many eating establishments and not enough affordable housing for those who need it. Heroin use runs rampant.

Great Barrington, Ma is an alright town, if you can stomach the tourists and/or druggies.

by speedy413 April 16, 2018

Barrington Big Man

The man that rules barrington high school. He has multiple women because just one is not enough to fill his needs. He hates America.

Hey Barrington Big Man
Don’t call me that

Who’s the lady of the evening

It’s Tuesday soo Kim O

by Errol O November 16, 2021