A religion that closely follows the tenets of philosopher and male hero Al Bundy. Followers of Bundyism must make frequent trips to the nudie bar, read lots of porno magazines, and refrain from making love to their spouses. Followers of Bundyism must also have affiliation with NO MA'AM. Bundyism is characterized by the Nine Commandments:

1. It's okay to call hooters "knockers" and sometimes "snack trays."
2. It is wrong to be French.
3. It's okay to put all bad people in a giant meat grinder.
4. Lawyers: see rule three.
5. It is okay to drive a gas guzzler if it helps you get babes.
6. Everyone should car pool but me.
7. Bring back the word "stewardesses."
8. Synchronized Swimming is NOT a sport.
9. Mud wrestling IS a sport.

Al Bundy's philosophy just makes so much sense to me, that's why I follow Bundyism

Bundyism by tedsexington December 9, 2008

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bundify

v. To hump.

"Bud was that you on the couch bundifying that girl?"

bundify by hey_you_fuggov January 21, 2010

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Bundig

A positive nickname only good enough for the closest of friends. Can be used in the context of 'cunt' but in a positive way. It can not be used negatively. But it can be used in a way for a bit of banter. "Mardell you squeaky bundig."

"Josh was a bit of a dickhead but at times he can be a bundig."

"Oi bundig, how's it going mate?"

Bundig by Bundig-creator May 21, 2017

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Bundied

Obliterated. Typically through the means of marijuana, but who's to say that you can't get bundied off your standard 36 rack.

Dude, after facing that J I was fuckin' bundied.

After four games of Pong I was officially bundied

Bundied by slgold711 January 20, 2019

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