bumsmoke

bumsmoke is now at large in Australia avoiding work, the Old Bill and the IRA.

Although originally english and proud it's now thought his jingoism has followed him down under and is now heard to be shouting "FCUK ST GEORGE!" and "FCUK YOU POMS!"

bumsmoke: fcuk the OB and the IRA! YBS forever

bumsmoke by dw September 30, 2004

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bumsmoke

Alas for Tom Holyoak, a xenophobic, racist and masochistic pig to boot.

Also a member of the creation loving bastard elite.

Would possibly be more suited to living in Nazi Germany, probably a distant relative of Enoch Powell

Likely to say "English and Proud"

That bumsmokes talking about St. Georges day again, man can't the guy give it a break

bumsmoke by Anonymous March 25, 2003

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holy bum smoke

Holy bum smoke (a fart )

Has she passed wind its only holy bum smoke

holy bum smoke by Urban w June 28, 2022

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bumsmoked

1) (v) To smell of cheap cigars, ciggerettes, or human waste
2) bumsmokey; (adj) to smell like inexpensive cigar or ciggertte smoke

"The couch we found on Craigslist was totally bumsmoked!"

bumsmoked by palindromegirl March 8, 2012

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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