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bumpy road boner 

When you're driving along a bumpy road, and the constant bumping around makes your body get confused due to all the penis flopage occuring within your pants, and to your surprise you get a boner. Also known as a "brb."
While taking the buggy for a spin I got a bumpy road boner and had to lie about why I didn't want to get up from the drivers seat. "I'm just checking the gauges," I said.
bumpy road boner by crazy b February 11, 2005

Alabama Bumpy Road 

Alabaman definition for badonkadonks.
Generally used when you want to keep it in the family, you show your Alabama Bumpy Road to your cousin/uncle/brother.
When you want to keep your family tree lookin' like the Toyota logo, you go over to your cousin Mike's house and show him your Alabama Bumpy Road. 9 months later, Lil' Timmy pops out and the process repeats.

Hitting a bumpy dirt road in Vegas 

Snorting cocaine off of a prostitute's anus.
I was up gambling all night after hitting a bumpy dirt road in Vegas.

road bump 

It is when a woman lifts her ass in the air during sex an the man runs at her behind screaming road bump and slamming his dick into her Vagina
My girlfriend is still mad at me for doing the road bump to her last week

a bump in the road 

a small problem that can be solved.
Misunderstanding was just a bump in the road on the way to success.
a bump in the road by mrabdman October 15, 2013

a bump in the road 

The company launch was a success, but losing their main investor was definitely a bump in the road.