bum tit 

Some who is a general suck-up cunt.

Person 1: He read his book on urban assemblage theory...
Person 2: Oh, what a bum tit!

bum tit by The bum tit master March 17, 2014

Bum Bum Tit Tit 

For when you really want to rip with rage but can't bring yourself to say "See You Next Tuesday"

For when you have a hangover and up a ladder putting up Christmas decorations that keep falling down "That bloody Bum bum tit tit tinsel"

Bum Bum Tit Tit by Bionic Beetroot June 18, 2022

bum titties 

Fat chicks with tits on their back - also known as 'Back Titties'. Female equivilant of love handles but higher up.

ooooooohhhh that fat bitch has some big ass bum titties! She must have gotten implants whilst lying down on her front! what a cunt!

bum titties by Robert J. Melrose September 4, 2003

Bum-brow titty fuck 

When you stradle a womans head and fuck her titties!

I liked her tits but not her face so i gave her a bum-brow titty fuck last night.

Bum-brow titty fuck by Miqoel June 11, 2016

Tits in the Bum 

The art of placing a womans tit/boob/breast into a mans anus. This is a fairly difficult task often needing a regular sized breast that can be easily manouvered to enter the butt hole of the man. It is entirely the mans decision what is done with the breast once insersion is complete

"my girlfriends gives the best tits in the bum"
"ah god my b hole still hurts after i got my tits in the bum"

"Brian: wow look at the cans on her!
John: They are lovely, but far to big for my bum
Brian: i would be able to cop that tit"

Tits in the Bum by Glenn Derr January 2, 2012

Poo Poo Bum Bum Willy Wee Wee Tits Penis 

Something to say if you are feeling a little mischievous

"Poo Poo Bum Bum Willy Wee Wee Tits Penis"
"That is the funniest thing I've ever fucking heard"

Poo Poo Bum Bum Willy Wee Wee Tits Penis by SillySausage42 August 30, 2022

reverse titty fuck bum-brow

A variation on the classic titty-fuck.

Start in titty fuck position then stand up, lift one leg and flip that bitch round! Now squat on her face and proceed to rub your penis between her tits while she gives you a rim job.

Guy 1: That bitch thought she could get away with a regular titty fuck, but I spun that bitch round!
Guy 2: Did she eat your ass?
Guy 1: You know it!
Guy 2: Reverse titty fuck bum-brow?
Guy 1: Hell yeah!

reverse titty fuck bum-brow by Art of war June 29, 2006