bum shower 

To take a full shower using a public bathroom sink.

I took a bum shower today because I am homeless.

bum shower by nitraine January 22, 2006

bum shower 

A hand-held device used to clean ones anus with a jet of water after using the toilet.
Originating in India, this device is rapidly replacing the use of a mug for the same purpose.

Dave: Damn it, that burrito I ate gave me runny shits. I'll be leaving brows streaks in my underpants for a week now.
Kumar: Why not use a bum shower? It removes all fecal matter and leaves a minty-fresh aroma.
Dave: Great! I'll try it.
<Dave uses a bum shower>
Dave: Excellent! My ass is minty-fresh and my laundry bills will go down!

bum shower by Lord Ownage February 21, 2015

bum shower 

when a guy stinks really bad and instead of taking a shower he cover's it up with axe body spray

Holy shit that guy smells like ass and axe body spray, he must have takin a bum shower

bum shower by mikeyc18 April 28, 2009

bum shover 

Homosexual men performing anal sex.

Look at that bum shover, he's walking like a barrel racing cowgirl.

bum shover by Socklikeone December 27, 2013

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004