Dave: Damn it, that burrito I ate gave me runny shits. I'll be leaving brows streaks in my
underpants for a week now.
Kumar: Why not use a bum shower? It removes all
fecal matter and leaves a minty-fresh aroma.
Dave: Great! I'll try it.
<Dave uses a bum shower>
Dave:
Excellent! My ass is minty-fresh and my laundry bills will go down!