brownfinger 

Vulgar description of a male who has a high propensity for poking girls in the ass during foreplay and/or sex.

"It's really disturbing how Karl always tries to put his finger up my bum before we make love, I don't like it. He's a brownfinger" said Shauna

brownfinger by Rupert the Bear March 13, 2007

Brownfinger

Getting a lapdance while taking a shit.

Word is derived from the famous Prague strip club: Goldfingers

I want a lap dance, but I need to crush the toilet. Guess I’ll get a brownfinger deluxe

Brownfinger by Biodiesel Revolution May 17, 2026

brown finger poncho 

when your wiping your ass and the finger breaks through the toilet paper, thus covering it with shit.

wow look at my brown finger poncho its wearing sweetcorn as a hat

brown finger poncho by master battes October 15, 2007

BROWN FINGER SHUFFLE

THE LONG AWAITED SCRATCHING OF THE ARSEHOLE, USUALLY DELAYED BY BEING IN COMPANY, OR JUST GOOD MANNERS

I'm sorry your majesty, but you must excuse me for a moment, I have the urgent need of a brown finger shuffle
Certainly President Obama, these state banquets do give rise to the restless ringpiece !

BROWN FINGER SHUFFLE by Cpt Crapper of Dick Scratching April 9, 2010

brown finger surprise

a person who is wiping one's self with a generic brand or a one-ply piece of toilet paper after defacating will often experience a brown finger surprise. a brown finger surprise is caused by ungraceful shoving of toilet paper into one's butt hole with such force that it will tear at the pressure points (fingers) thus causing left over excretments to lodge into one's fingernails or get stuck onto other parts of their finger. to avoid a brown finger surprise be sure to by two-ply or double or triple fold the one-ply sheets.

guy 1: hey what toilet paper do you use?
guy 2: oh i use *insert generic store brand of toilet paper here* all the time. its cheap.
guy 1: oh i used that once but was to lazy to triple up on the sheets and got a brown finger surprise. it was all stuck in my fingernails and i smelled literally like shit for my date
guy 2: oh dude that is horrible if you are really that lazy buy charmin it holds together nice
guy 1: well ever since then i have and no brown finger surprises
guy 2: nice

brown finger surprise by my name is a secret shhh December 2, 2010

bowlfinger

The resulting action from cleanong out a smoking pipe with one's finger. The reslut is a dark, usually black, ring around the index finger.

I had to wash my hand before i got to work becasue i had really bad bowlfinger.

bowlfinger by Nichols November 7, 2005

bowfinger 

The "bowfinger" is the very British alternative of giving so. the bird.

It is also popular as the "two-fingered-salute" or the "two fingers up".

It looks like making a 'victory' with your hand, but with the back of the hand to your counterpart.

It often comes along with phrases like "f*uck off!" or "up yours!"

Saying "Hey jerk - up yours!" while doing that gesture (showing the "bowfinger").

bowfinger by Alexander Richter January 8, 2009